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The Scratch - £4.99

The Scratch discovered early on that they had the power of music.  In the Time of Troubles, during the Funkey Wars of the 3rd Funkazoic Era, they used this power to disable their enemies.Masters of Music, whether techno, hip hop, or rock, when the Scratch started to spin tunes, all other Funkeys were compelled to dance.  With opposing armies in a hypnotic dance trance, the Scratch were able to win many battles.These days they use this power only for good.  Known as party starters, the Scratch are always looking for things to take it to the next level.  But if trouble ever returns, the Scratch could make a valuable ally…..or a powerful enemy.

The Deuce - £4.99

Fond of all things hip and trendy, the Deuce set the standards for cutting edge culture.  In fact, the phrase “What the Deuce” means what’s hot and “That’s Deuce” means that’s cool.

The Deuce love music but not that snooty, high culture opera that the Glub sing.  The Deuce like rockabilly and anything that’s fast and you can dance to.

The Deuce are notorious pranksters.  The most famous was when they tricked the Glub into wearing elaborate costumes with big platform shoes, rhinestone sunglasses and jeweled hats for their performance before Parliament and the Queen.  She was not amused.

Despite getting on the nerves of many Funkeys at one point or another, everyone wants to be Deuce.

Lotus - £4.99

Lotus are extremely calm & peaceful Funkeys and have an intense connection to the planet - the Great Mother Terrapin. Lotus are friends to all wildlife and have the ability to communicate with many different types of animals; some say they can even talk to trees.

With such a natural bond with the environment, it seems odd that the Lotus reside in the heart of Funkeys Town. Could this be the reason for the broken heart?  Then again, maybe it is their strong bond with environment that holds all of Funkeys Town together.

Either way, the Lotus stay cool in all situations, even Master Lox and his evil henchmen don’t get the Lotus too worried; their expressions never change.

The Twinx - £4.99

Twinx means “star” in the native Funkey language, and the Twinx embody this word.  They have achieved celebrity status in Terrapinia.

Like the Amazons on Earth, the Twinx are all female.  But don’t let their beauty fool you, the Twinx are a strong & proud race.  Legend has it that the Twinx captured all the power of the moon and the stars in their big beautiful eyes.

The Twinx shimmer with the energy of the entire Funkey Galaxy.  You can see it in their captivating and hypnotic eyes.  But the energy that went in can also come out.  The Twinx could change the world in the blink of an eye.

Xener means traveler in Funkey.  In the late 40th century, Funkeys were obsessed with space travel.  They spent millions of coins, on missions that accomplished very little.  The last flight mission crashed and remains intact to remind them of this frivolous program.  But the Xener still believed that space is the final frontier.

It was the Xener experience with travel that helped the guild of master technicians build the first portals.  Their intention was to boldly go where no Funkey had gone before – the furthest reaches of space.  But they found the portals ill equipped to reach that far.  An unexpected benefit was using these portals for travel throughout Terrapinia.

Now the Xener spend most of their time playing space video games, honing their skills, waiting for the day they return to space.

The Xener - £4.99

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